Hi, I'm doing a little (belated) spring cleaning of my internet footprint, since forum profiles actially appear on Google. Pretty, uh, embarrassing, and I'd rather not have it that way. I'm gonna be brief about it, could someone change my username? Since account deletion was so swiftly declined, (cf. /threads/delete-account-please.2994/,) and quite honestly something I'd rather avoid. Any help would be great.