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  1. BlitzTheHitz

    BlitzTheHitz Well-Known Member

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    Anyone got any good jokes out there? Good jokes, bad jokes, some big and some small, I welcome them all!
     
  2. Clawerplan

    Clawerplan Active Member

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    "Some big, some small" Are you sure you're talking about jokes?~ x3
     
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  3. BlackHusky

    BlackHusky Well-Known Member Dark Army Enthusiast

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    This Thread works good so far xD
     
  4. Connery

    Connery Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    I'd like to tell a UDP joke but I fear you won't get it :(
     
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  5. Lennian

    Lennian Dark Lord of Team Amorous Team Amorous

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    Tell me a TCP joke and I'll tell you if I got it.
     
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  6. Connery

    Connery Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    Why can't american people tell the difference between Christmas and Halloween? Because 31oct is the same as 25dec :D
     
  7. Lennian

    Lennian Dark Lord of Team Amorous Team Amorous

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    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who can understand binary and those who don't.
     
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    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. The other day though, another book about gravity fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
     
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  9. BlitzTheHitz

    BlitzTheHitz Well-Known Member

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    "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jim" "Jim who?" "Dave, your Alzheimer's are tearing this family apart by forgetting your brother."
     
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  10. Connery

    Connery Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    What's a bit's favourite pastime? Bus travel.
     
  11. Jhin Cata

    Jhin Cata New Member

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    What's the difference between Freddy Mercury and you? Four letters killed him.
     
  12. Ryeiu

    Ryeiu Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    I got one for you, ja! It goes as follows: I am sitting on my couch and I ask my girlfriend for a newspaper she says "you are so old fashioned, use my Ipad." That spider never knew what hit it
     
  13. Jhin Cata

    Jhin Cata New Member

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    I give respect were respect is due.
    XD
     
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  14. Jhin Cata

    Jhin Cata New Member

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    My girlfriend walked in on me blow drying my wang and she asked me what I was doing. Apparently heating up your dinner was not the right answer.
     
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  15. Ryeiu

    Ryeiu Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    NICE ONE! Though it would of been better the other way around and she was blow drying her womanhood ja?
     
  16. Jhin Cata

    Jhin Cata New Member

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    In all honesty one of my best friends told me that joke a couple years back and ive told it ever since.
     
  17. Ryeiu

    Ryeiu Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    I could be your best freind probably not though
     
  18. Spleriia Emperor Splerii

    Spleriia Emperor Splerii Active Member

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    Moral of the Joke: Do a proper meal planning.
     
  19. Jhin Cata

    Jhin Cata New Member

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    A dad walks in on his son jerking off, and says "Son, what have I told you? If you masturbate too much you'll go blind."

    The son replies, "Dad, I'm over here"
     
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    Jhin Cata New Member

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    I need to take some time to try to learn . It'll probably be a lot of time but it would be cool to learn it. All I know how to do is find glitches/bugs and report those glitches/bugs.
     

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