Corrupt a Wish Game

Hmm, where do I start...
So, this is a game about corrupting someone's wishes.

Spoiler: Example

I wish I could time travel.

Granted but you got stuck in the stone age.

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I wish I had HTC Butterfly S.

I grant your wish, your butterfly is named HTC.

Let's start from me

I wish I could xray thru clothes.

 

Xrays are ionizing radiation. You give everyone cancer. Grats.

I wish I had a case of soda

 

Granted, but you can't open it, no matter how hard you try.

I wish I could be a top.

 

Granted, but ur on top of the Mt. Everest

I wish Lennian would post an update on what's goin on rn.

 

Granted but it's only for patreon supporters.

I wish a cup of tea.

 

Your cup of tea is a thimble. The thimble has one drop of tea inside. The thimble has holes in.
I wish for... lots of money.

 

Wish granted! But soon the world uses stone as currency and your money is useless xD

I wish I found it easier to get to sleep at night.

 

wish granted, but your nights are dreamless and boring, and you wake up feeling not refreshed at all.
uhh... I wish for more wishes!
(Nice signature, btw c: )

 

Granted but got broken on yhe way to you.

I wish I never did any typo.
(Thanks, not mine btw. Got it from someone at dA and hey, its free to use for anyone so why not? c: )

 

Granted, but you then become the most wonderfully fascist grammar-nazi the internets haz evr s33n.

I wish I lived in America. ~

 

You do, but you will never find a job

I wish I was more attractive

 

Wish granted, but you're only more attractive to plants.

I wish that wishes weren't granted.

 

You are attacked by a mob of genies that are now out of a job.

I wish I wasn't so shy around complete strangers.

 

But you you have bad breath.
I wish i was a billionaire and fck Dara

 

You own one billion dollars worth of Confederate money and Dara will forever regret having an illicit affair with anti-abolitionist.

I wish I was more driven to set goals for myself and finish my work, instead lounging around on the internet.

 

Wish granted but you lose apart of your soul when working. My wish is that senpai Dara notices me

 

He finally notices you when you accidentally push him out of a three-story window, killing him.

I wish I could think of more things to wish for.

 

Wish granted, and all of them are lame.

I wish people would stop pestering about V.0.3

 

V0.3 comes out and people start pestering about V0.4 instead

I wish I could play guitar like Randy Rhodes.

 

I wish i could have half life three
Btw you can play guitar but you lost your thumb