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Corrupt a Wish Game

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  1. MikeFoxclaw

    MikeFoxclaw Member

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    Hmm, where do I start...
    So, this is a game about corrupting someone's wishes.

    I wish I could time travel.

    Granted but you got stuck in the stone age.

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    I wish I had HTC Butterfly S.

    I grant your wish, your butterfly is named HTC.

    Let's start from me :amsuave:

    I wish I could xray thru clothes.
     
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  2. DaraSilverDragon

    DaraSilverDragon Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    Xrays are ionizing radiation. You give everyone cancer. Grats.

    I wish I had a case of soda
     
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  3. Robyn

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    Granted, but you can't open it, no matter how hard you try.

    I wish I could be a top.
     
  4. Connery

    Connery Active Member Team Amorous Supporter

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    Granted, but ur on top of the Mt. Everest

    I wish Lennian would post an update on what's goin on rn.
     
  5. MikeFoxclaw

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    Granted but it's only for patreon supporters.

    I wish a cup of tea.
     
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    Your cup of tea is a thimble. The thimble has one drop of tea inside. The thimble has holes in.
    I wish for... lots of money.
     
  7. MikeFoxclaw

    MikeFoxclaw Member

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    Wish granted! But soon the world uses stone as currency and your money is useless xD

    I wish I found it easier to get to sleep at night.
     
  8. BOX

    BOX Member

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    wish granted, but your nights are dreamless and boring, and you wake up feeling not refreshed at all.
    uhh... I wish for more wishes!
    (Nice signature, btw c: )
     
  9. MikeFoxclaw

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    Granted but got broken on yhe way to you.

    I wish I never did any typo.
    (Thanks, not mine btw. Got it from someone at dA and hey, its free to use for anyone so why not? c: )
     
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    Granted, but you then become the most wonderfully fascist grammar-nazi the internets haz evr s33n.

    I wish I lived in America. ~
     
  11. Slow2Life

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    You do, but you will never find a job

    I wish I was more attractive
     
  12. Robyn

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    Wish granted, but you're only more attractive to plants.

    I wish that wishes weren't granted.
     
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  13. Patrigue

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    You are attacked by a mob of genies that are now out of a job.

    I wish I wasn't so shy around complete strangers.
     
  14. Napalm74

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    But you you have bad breath.
    I wish i was a billionaire and fck Dara
     
  15. Patrigue

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    You own one billion dollars worth of Confederate money and Dara will forever regret having an illicit affair with anti-abolitionist.

    I wish I was more driven to set goals for myself and finish my work, instead lounging around on the internet.
     
  16. Napalm74

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    Wish granted but you lose apart of your soul when working. My wish is that senpai Dara notices me
     
  17. Patrigue

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    He finally notices you when you accidentally push him out of a three-story window, killing him.

    I wish I could think of more things to wish for.
     
  18. Robyn

    Robyn Active Member

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    Wish granted, and all of them are lame.

    I wish people would stop pestering about V.0.3
     
  19. Patrigue

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    V0.3 comes out and people start pestering about V0.4 instead

    I wish I could play guitar like Randy Rhodes.
     
  20. Napalm74

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    I wish i could have half life three
    Btw you can play guitar but you lost your thumb
     

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