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riospark
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riospark

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Flu season is about to arrive, people. Make sure to get them shots, and drink lots, and LOTS of fluids. Sep 27, 2015

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    1. riospark
      riospark
      Flu season is about to arrive, people. Make sure to get them shots, and drink lots, and LOTS of fluids.
      1. Dracoil
        Dracoil
        wish you could mention this earlier *atchoo* ugh...
        Btw, do fluids still work when I'm sick now ? ;D
        Sep 27, 2015
    2. riospark
      riospark
      Happy First Day of Autumn, everyone~! NOW EAT SOME PUMPKIN PIE. EAT SOME. On O
      1. Bourlingueur
        Bourlingueur
        Sure. Do I get tea with it? :D
        Sep 23, 2015
      2. K3TA
        K3TA
        It's spring here in AussieLand
        Sep 23, 2015
      3. Whenindoubt...C4
        Whenindoubt...C4
        Doesn't feel like autumn here... ._.
        Sep 23, 2015
    3. riospark
      riospark
      Grammar is the difference between knowing "your crap" to "you're crap", or "Eat, Uncle Jim" to "Eat Uncle Jim."
      1. Dracoil
        Dracoil
        True true ;)
        Sep 20, 2015
      2. Whenindoubt...C4
        Whenindoubt...C4
        Or the difference between "Help your Uncle, Jack, off his horse." and "Help your uncle jack off his horse."
        Sep 20, 2015
    4. riospark
    5. riospark
      riospark
      Always remember, never surrender. 9/11, another day; alive again.
    6. riospark
      riospark
      What's the difference between a tornado and divorce in Oklahoma? Nothing. Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
    7. riospark
      riospark
    8. riospark
      riospark
      Your parents don't know what "fapping" is? DEMONSTRATE.
      1. DaraSilverDragon
        DaraSilverDragon
        Insanity wolf at it's best
        Sep 9, 2015
    9. riospark
      riospark
      My safe word is: "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
      1. Whenindoubt...C4
        Whenindoubt...C4
        5 bucks says that you copied and pasted that word rather than spelling it out. :P
        Sep 8, 2015
      2. riospark
        riospark
        Then, you'd owe me a buck.
        Sep 8, 2015
    10. riospark
      riospark
      Love is like farting - if you have to force it, its probably crap.
      1. Furor
        Furor
        #ModernPoetry
        Sep 7, 2015
    11. riospark
      riospark
      I like how these "Skinny Popcorn" are served in a family-sized bag. Kind of defeats the purpose when you're the only one eating it.
    12. riospark
      riospark
      Ever heard about the dyslexic Satan worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?
      1. RoyArtorius likes this.
      2. Furor
        Furor
        Is he now a elf?
        Sep 5, 2015
    13. riospark
      riospark
      That moment when... You wake up, and then rest your head...and then wake up two hours later.
      1. MikeFoxclaw likes this.
      2. Furor
        Furor
        I can relate. You're like "just 5 more minutes" and then you wake up like 2/3 ours later, watch the time and say "...well, fuck!"
        Sep 4, 2015
      3. Furor
        Furor
        Hours*
        Sep 4, 2015
      4. K3TA
        K3TA
        For me it's like 6hrs
        Sep 4, 2015
    14. riospark
      riospark
      How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. Bono holds on to the light bulb while the world revolves around him
      1. Bourlingueur likes this.
    15. riospark
      riospark
      The best part of waking up....is going back to sleep~
      1. Ivan
        Ivan
        I disagree. The best part of waking up is the boner I have to deal with every morning. #Irony T~T
        Sep 1, 2015
    16. riospark
      riospark
      You remind me of the babe.
    17. riospark
      riospark
      What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
      1. Lupus and Bourlingueur like this.
    18. riospark
      riospark
      The fine line between a friend and a best friend is just one, murdered body-that-needs-to-be-buried-quickly away.
    19. riospark
      riospark
      That moment when... I go into a room and realize: "What the hell did I come in here for again?"
      1. Ockaeth
        Ockaeth
        #relatable
        Aug 28, 2015
    20. riospark
      riospark
      Second day, and no restraining order? Well, I've lasted longer than I thought! <3
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